OUR MISSION

Our goal is to contain unordinary events during quarantine.

Unordinary Events
Ex: A flying pig
Ex: A UFO Encounter

You do not contact, We contact you.

Why you should join
You are probably wondering why you got this paper. You were recently invited to a society that will impact everyone on the planet. We are looking for more clients that have been thinking the same way we have been for a couple of months now. Only specific people are invited.

How to join
You must take apart a two by two lego brick in one minute.
No stretching, No breaks, and No Help.

Uniform
Any Color tuxedo

Phrases
Phrases that will be used when in contact with others.
Ooga Booga
Booga Ooga Ooga (When responding to Ooga Booga)